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WatchMe having fun in that huge snowstorm back in Feb
WatchMe at the beach today
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 75:
Even if you are an Olympic athlete, a soul patch is still unacceptable. Unless your event happens to be the downhill saxophone slalom.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 74:
The words “breast” and “reduction” should never be spoken in the same sentence.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 73:
Men are allergic to Soy
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 72:
Painting flames on your car is not masculine. In fact, the illusion that your car is so intensely fast that it has caught on fire is not even feminine. It’s just stupid.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 71:
If there is such thing as a “standard package”, real men have never selected it.
(here come 4 more to make up for past days missed)
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 70
If you do not stop on the monster truck rally when browsing through your television channels … . . you’re probably not a man.
“Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and...”
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 69
If you’re a man, you most likely don’t have a future in hand modeling or moisturizer sales. Unless you’re the Arabian guy in the mall that harasses passersby. Consequently, the use of lifting gloves in the gym is unacceptable. If you are worried about hurting your precious palms, it m…ay be time to throw in the straight towel and tell your parents the truth.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 68
The sun is a giant fiery star at the center of our solar system. Sunglasses help prevent damage the sun causes to human eyes. However in order to work properly, they must be worn when the sun is actually present. The sun is not present at night, in the movie theater, inside JC Penny’s…
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101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 67:
Men don’t ask the question, “what foods are good with hot sauce?”. Men know that there is no food on earth that isn’t good with hot sauce.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 66:
If a weapon is necessary in a life-threatening situation, a man should not use a knife or a gun. A man should use something like a cinderblock on the end of a chain, or perhaps a motorcycle with a chainsaw attached to the front.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 65:
A real man doesn’t check the Nutritional Facts on food before he eats it. He eats the food entirely, and only then does he check to see what he has just eaten.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 64:
White tuxedos? Really? This breach of manly protocol is offensive to men everywhere. Especially Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan, but probably not Timothy Dalton.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 63:
Jeans should never be purchased new in a pre-damaged condition (intentional rips on the legs, or bleach marks on the pockets). Jeans should be damaged in battle, not in an Abercrombie factory.
101 Lessons of Manhood; Lesson 62:
Decaf? What the hell is decaf?